Ha! So you are wanting to know more about us, then? Good! I am ticklish to death that you are coming here! Click on the names to learn more!

Do not underestimate our audience, sir. I am certain that if they have gotten this far, it is evident they already know what it is they must do.

You are telling me? Look--look: Wimpy is not even on the list! Ha! Wimpy has been forgotten!

I have not been forgotten. I am not here because, like our friends Popeye and Miss Oyl, I am not as minor a character as the lot of you.

What? What is the point that you are making??

No point at all. Click away, my friends.