by Sparky Read

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(I'm sorry I didn't get around to drawing all of the characters)


Roy
Alias: Mr. Furious
Despite Roy's tendancy to erupt into spontaneous
shows of anger, he is more than just 'that ticked-off
guy'. In his spare time, he is 'that peeved guy' and
'that livid guy' as well.

Jeff
Alias: The Blue Rajah
Living at home with his mother does nothing to
daunt this hero. In fact, he can be assured of
having a freshly-pressed turban every day.

Eddie
Alias: The Shoveler
Eddie somehow manages to work crimefighting
in around his duties as a father and caregiver.
Perhaps his experience dealing with these things
is what gives him such an edge in battle.

Carol
Alias: The Bowler
Being the daughter of a deceased superhero has its
disadvantages. Like having said deceased person haunt
your bowling ball and speak to you telepathically.

James
Alias: Invisible Boy
There's nothing worse than waiting
for your eighteenth birthday.
Except perhaps studying for finals
in the middle of a standoff.

Blake
Alias: The Spleen
Okay so he's not the most popular guy. At least he's
creative. That counts for something, doesn't it?

Sphinx
Too mysterious to be anything more
*than* an alias
The Mystery Men's 'spiritual leader', Sphinx rarely shows
up when the group is not battling evil. And when he does, it
is nearly always to dispense his own special sort of wisdom.
Many a hero has fallen dumbstruck at the feet of the
mysterious Sphinx.

Carmine
Alias: Formerly The Bowler

Once he was the mighty Bowler. Now he is just the Bowler's
ball. And you can bet he'll never let her forget that.

Dr. Arthur Heller
Alias: Doc

The team's own resident eccentric genius and inventor
extraordinarre. However, chickens seem to be his
companions of choice...Does Gonzo know about this?

Monica
Waitress at Lakeside Diner and Roy's girlfriend.
Talk about a couple of stressful occupations.

Harvey
Owner of Lakeside Diner and Monica's boss.
He doesn't like superheroes much.

Lucille
Eddie's long-suffering wife of many years. Whether
or not she'll leave a light on is anyone's guess.

Butch
Eddie and Lucille's eldest son just can't wait
to grow up and get out. Being only 10 though, he
has a bit of a wait in front of him...

Tracy
Eddie and Lucille's 'middle child', Tracy never
feels treated fairly. Therefore, she seldom treats
others fairly.

Roland
Eddie and Lucille's youngest. Thinks his dad is
the greatest. Well...maybe after Pikachu.

Buffy
The Shoveler family daschund and resident mooch.

Lorraine
Jeff's mother. Always has cookies on the table and
stories to tell. Don't all mothers?

Sally
Roy's boss. Do not tick this lady off.

Officer Funk
A by-the-book cop. In fact, if it weren't
for the book, he might have trouble
doing anything.

Officer Maguire
Funk's partner and probably the most anti-superhero
cop on the Champion City Police Department.


This page maintained by C. "Sparky" Read. The characters here aren't mine technically, but I drew 'em. Figure that out. ;)