Casmus Docks The vast stretch of the Casmus Docks drives north into the waters of the Beacon Harbor Bay. All matter of ships are at rest here, everything from vast cargo haulers, military transports and pleasure craft. Most of the cargo is hauled via truck down Pikeman Circle Drive to Beacon Harbor's industrial centers. Traffic flows rather heavily from the heart of the city to the south. Across the bay, far to the north east, a lighthouse can be seen out on the Point. Its light pierces the thick fog that often plagues the bay in the early hours of the morning. A thick band of rubble, rocks dredged up from the bottom of the bay when the docks were constructed, forms a barrier between the shipping lanes and the long stretch of beach to the east. DAMAGE Edward Nigma is standing near a railing, looking down at the water. He is noticeably *not* standing too close to the edge. Every so often he seems like he might take a step closer, but always changes his mind at the last moment. He doesn't look the least bit happy to be here. Blake is scrounging around in a barrel on the dock. he's so far come up with some bits of frayed rope and what appears to be a smashed ship's bell. Edward Nigma finally turns away from the water, spots Blake, and blinks. He wanders a little closer, attempting to see what this guy is up to. "What are you doing?" he demands. Blake straightens up quickly at the voice (made a bit booming from inside the barrel) and manages to smack his head on the rim of the barrel. He brandishes a gaffhook he had just found in front of himself threateningly. "Noone! Nothing!" he insists in a panic. He kinda nudges some of his loot behind the barrel with a foot. Edward Nigma is reassured by this guy's behaviour, and walks a bit closer. "Right. Nothing. Is this public property you're messing around with here?" He doesn't seem terribly impressed by the gaffhook. Blake doesn't look like he knows what to do with it anyway. Blake drops the gaffhook on the dock with a thunk. "Yesch it'sch public property," he says authoratatively. "Schaysch scho right here." He indicates a some scrawling on the barrel which says "Give A Hoot." He frowns at the labcoat. "You're not looking for schpeschimensch, are you?" he asks suspiciously. Edward Nigma takes a moment to figure that one out. When he does, he looks at Blake with utter contempt. "God, you don't know a thing, do you? Does a labcoat automatically make me a biologist? And if so, what are *you* looking for? Columbine doesn't live here any more." Blake shrugs widely. "Schorry," he says tritely, "but I don't have my Audobon'sch Field Guide to Lab Coats on me. And I'm looking for schtuff. I think that juscht about coversch it." Edward Nigma raises an eyebrow. Great. It's one of those morons who thinks he's funny. "Looking," he repeats, "for stuff. Just who the hell are you, anyway?" Blake blinks at Edward a moment, then reaches for his wallet. "Juscht a schecond," he says. "Let me schee who I am today." He opens the wallet and begins flipping through what are probably just some business cards. "Here'sch the one I usche to get in to schee the Governer...here'sch one for Fort Knoxch...Schixch Flagsch--I got the Gold Card...Funny, I can't find the one I usche for Noschey Guysch on the Dock..." Edward Nigma takes another step forward. The observant may notice that he doesn't look as if he's joking any more - though the tone is light, there's something in his eyes. "You think you're funny, schmart-ass?" Blake pauses in his flipping to gaze cooly at Edward, then flips his wallet shut and stuffs it away. He folds his arms. "Dependsch," he says steadily. "Would you like me to exschplain the conschept firscht?" Edward Nigma stares. This man has a deathwish. How interesting. "What is it about this place," he asks aloud, glancing around at the docks, "that makes everyone who comes here drop fifty IQ points? Listen, you absurd submoron, all I did was ask who you are." Blake throws Edward a somewhat haughty look. "Juscht becausche your mother pinsch your name on your schirt--" he indicates the nametag-- "doeschn't mean we all have to advertische our namesch," he answers. "If you're schome kind of cop I'd appreschiate scheeing your ID. Otherwische I suggescht you go find schome other barrel to poke around in 'causche thisch one isch taken." He watches Edward expectantly here, as if waiting for some kind of predictable reaction. (What could it possibly be? 8) Edward Nigma' right hand goes into the pocket of his labcoat, and he takes yet another pace forward, eyes intent on Blake now. "Interesting," he says. "You really don't know when to shut up, do you? I'll give you a clue. It's now. Shut up." Blake pauses thoughtfully. "Do you want me to schut up *before* or *after* anschwering if I know when to schut up?" he asks innocently. Edward Nigma takes his hand out of his pocket again. In it is a metallic sphere about halfway between a marble and a tennis ball in size. He moves a finger slightly and the sphere goes 'beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee..' "You," he says, with remarkable restraint, are getting on my nerves." He's looking nuts now, too. Kinda unnerving, for most people. Not necessarily Blake, though. Blake looks at the sphere. "And *that* ischn't??" he asks incredulously. Edward Nigma looks down at the sphere as if only just noticing it's there. "Oh, this? This is nothing, compared to you." He pivots on his heel and throws the sphere, overarm. It describes a smooth curve and lands in the water with an unimportant splash. For a beat nothing happens, then the bomb explodes underwater. The docks tremble as if in a minor earthquake, and water washes over the side. The ships rock slightly. Eddie doesn't even flinch. And as if things couldn't get any worse...Sorcha herself had been coming home from a rather frustrating walk she just had. First of all, the ground is icy and second of all although she meant to, she never quite made it to Jinrai's apartment. Sure she paced outside the door awhile, but finally she just decided to come home. I had mentioned the icy part for a reason, however, as since the girl isn't known for her sure footing, she had managed to end up in aheap on the docks. Perhaps thats why she feels that shaking so much and wide-eyed, glances around "Well that's not usual..." she mutters to herself.... Blake seems to undergo a change of attitude at that little display. "Oh," he says simply, looking from the spot the sphere had gone back to Eddie. "Well. Schorry to have been a bother. I'll juscht um...thisch barrel can wait. You--You know what? You can have thisch barrel. It'sch a gift. Usche it wisely." He starts to quickly back off. Edward Nigma takes another of those little spheres out of his pocket and tosses it lightly from hand to hand, following Blake at a leisurely pace. "Wow, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever given me. And I didn't get you a present at all. Well. Except this." He tosses the bomb high into the air...and catches it again. Good thing too. He doesn't quite notice Sorcha, as yet. But I'm sure he will. And it's a good thing Blake is so proficient in backing away from threatening persons, because he knows how to glance over his shoulder to keep from running into things. or tripping over Sorcha, in this case. He manages to do this impressive little hopping thing to avoid stumbling right over her. "Ack. Whoopsch--Hey," he says suddenly, and he stops his retreat upon realising he thinks he may recognise this person. Then he looks back up at Eddie. "Okay, okay, schettle down," he says sourly. "I didn't even do anything, scheesch." Sorcha blinks. Well, what does one really -do- when someone has just hopped over you? "At least you watch where you're going," she mutters mostly to herself...what is that odd smell? With another glance at the odd man she - starts- to get to her feet. She doesn't quite make it because as she attempts to...the sight of an advancing and obviously annoyed Edward is approaching. Which causes her to sit on the icy ground and blink again. "As if my day couldn't get any worse....hello Edward," she says in a biting tone Edward Nigma slows down, and for just a second looks like he feels - murderously angry. "Sorcha!" he calls, in a good impression of a cheerful tone. "I'm so glad you're here! It takes three people for a good game of catch, I find." He tosses the sphere into the air again. Keeping a wary eye on Eddie, Blake leans over to give Sorcha an assist to her feet. "Oh good, you're a friend of hisch," he says loudly to Sorcha, and then, in an aside: "Maybe you schould remind him to take hisch medicaschion. I think he'sch missched a few of thosche little paper cupsch." Sorcha nods to Blake as he helps her up and surpresses a smile that immediately vanishes when she sees what Eddie's tossing around. "You -have- forgotten to take your medication today, haven't you -Edward-?" stil a bitter tone but...more cautious. And she doesn't take her eyes from the ball. To Blake she says in an aside "Oh, not really friends...actually that thought makes me want to be sick... Edward Nigma stops messing around with the sphere and holds it cupped in his right hand as he starts to advance again, slowly. His attention has shifted from Blake to Sorcha. Maybe he was only playing before, but now he's deadly serious. "Sorcha, Sorcha, you never cease to plumb new depths of idiocy. It must be fun to be you. And your boyfriend there, with the jacket - " Hypocrisy? Nah. " - he must have attended the same schools you did. It'd be a service to the city, really." Blake retains a slight grip on Sorcha's arm from when he was helping her up, and keeps watching Eddie. "Lischten buddy," he calls out bravely. "Violensche never scholved anything. Cleanly, anywaysch. Now what schay you juscht put your uh...that thing away, and we'll um..." He trails off. Sorcha isn't nearly at a loss for words. With a mocking smile she says to Edward "My boyfriend? Oh Eddie, I didn't know you liked me -so- much..." she's looking to throw him somewhat off balance, she knows he's insane...but she's even more afraid he'll see how afraid of him she can be "And you're the one looking for a game of catch...how old are we? What school did we attend? What did you not have fun at recess when you were five, you need to relive it now?" ...okay so no one ever said she was the best at defusing a situation. NO pun intended of course. She doesn't, however move out of Blake's grasp. Its kinda nice knowing she's not going to be the only one to die Edward Nigma continues to advance on the pair, stopping a few yards away. "I don't know what I hate more," he says thoughtfully. "The ones who make me angry or the ones who try and calm me down. Shut up," he tells Blake briskly. "You don't have a clue what I'm thinking, so stop trying to help. And you," Sorcha, "do you really, REALLY want to die?" Blake tightens his grip on Sorcha's arm a tad--he *is* afraid, but for a moment, he is overtaken by the Great God of Sarcasm once again. "You schure aschk a lot of queschtionsch for schomeone who scheems to think he knowsch everything," he says. "Although," he adds quickly, "I'm betting the anschwer here is 'no'." Sorcha snaps at Eddie, mostly because the fact that Blake is afraid...is just making her worse "Does it matter whether I want to or not? Because it all comes down to a powerplay doesn't it -Edward-? So you have control here, so I'm completely at your mercy...FINE" the last word is shouted and she's going to pull out of Blakes grasp, Blake willing, and step towards Eddie glaring "You've wanted to kill me for awhile so do it. But why drag someone -else- into it?" she tosses her head in Blake's direction "He hasn't done anything to you...and gee, if you let him go you alone will listen to my pleas for life..." she had moved her gaze to Eddies face, but that little sphere is the object of most of her attention... Edward Nigma falls back a step. It's not much, but it's there. As soon as he realizes, he paces forward again. "Because I don't like him. If we're dying today I think we should take as many idiots as possible with us, don't you? Try and cleanse the gene pool a little. Not that we have to worry about you two breeding." Blake does release Sorcha's arm, but doesn't make any move to flee. Great, we're being threatened by the Gene Pool Cabana Boy, he thinks angrily. Who does this guy think he is, anyways? "Thisch isch a lot of trouble to take over not learning my name," he mumbles. "Schtrange, though--I'm not in the leascht bit flattered." Sorcha caught that. The step back that is. So she takes another step forwards. The more distance between her and Blake the better if that thing really does go off "That's right -Edward-," she says a little too sweetly "Clean the gene pool by taking yourself out of the picture." she glares at him "How nice of you to want to die for me...with me even. Giving your life to take mine...they write songs about that kind of thing you know..." Edward Nigma does *not*, this time, back off. Instead, he takes another step forward, his expression one of badly-concealed disgust. "You're resorting to the schoolyard very early on this time, my dear, having a bad day, are we?" Blake edges sideways away from Sorcha, basically circling Eddie. He keeps his mouth shut as he tries to at least keep Eddie from having only one target area. Sorcha meanwhile is trying to keep Eddies attention on her. All to well it seems and she ends up taking a half-step back before she can stop herself. "Wasn't so bad till I decided to take this route home," she counters not well at all. She's very, VERY on edge right now. She has one trump to play and so she tries it "Aren't you out a little late? Won't Asta worry?" Edward Nigma notices Blake trying to circle, and half-turns to try and keep both of them in his field of view. But then Sorcha speaks Asta's name, and he looks back at her, attention caught. "Why is it you always have to bring up her name?" he demands, advancing another step. Blake is totally forgotten. "I suppose she hasn't dunked you in the harbour recently, or frozen you, or anything like that?" Blake edges along a dockhouse, careful not to get snared in any piles of knotted rope or slip in any patches of ice--which isn't easy considering his footwear and the way he's trying to keep an eye on Eddie. As he edges along his groping hands find another barrel--heavy, obviously full with something. There's a lid nailed on this one, but that doesn't hide the fact that it reeks. Despite its heaviness Blake almost manages to knock it over as he stumbles a bit against it, but he gets his balance by grabbing at a windowsill on the dockhouse. Whoops, looks like he missed part of the conversation. "I never know what'sch going on," he laments. Sorcha tries to hold her ground but retreats -just- a bit. Great. Now she has his attnetion and he hasnt calmed down. And he's mentioned water. So she snaps "Not lately no. I just know she keeps you on a short leash. Wouldn't she -love- to know what you do with your nights..." she has no idea in the world what Blake is doing...just keep Eds talking... Edward Nigma glowers at Sorcha. "Then you know little enough of anything. I haven't even seen her for days." He rolls the sphere between his hands, restlessly. He might even notice Blake's not there in a minute. Blake isn't sure where the conversation between Sorcha and Eddie is going, but considering Eddie's still holding a bomb it ultimately doesn't matter. In any case, Blake decides not to take any chances that this guy get his own way in anything. So he lunges at the barrel, knocking it over, and, leaning against the dockhouse, kicks the barrel in Eddie's direction. The barrel slides over the icy dock, spewing some noxious way-past-fishy substance from the now-loosened boards as it hurtles along. Sorcha blinks, then grins, smiling sweetly at Edward as the barrel comes..well barreling towards him. Taking a few steps back with her hands raised she says "Oh, I didn't know Asta had -that- much reason left to her...." she's basically just ready to jump sideways out of the way of any sprawling Eddie and barrel Edward Nigma is taken completely and utterly off-guard. The barrel knocks his feet out from under him and he hits the ground, hard. The bomb, which he wasn't exactly clinging onto, goes flying in an excitingly random direction. The barrel continues its happy trajectory over the edge of the dock and into some poor sap's rowboat. Ew. Meanwhile, Blake leaves the sanctity of the dockhouse and lunges towards Eddie, not about to let him get back up--or whip out another Happy Fun Ball. Sorcha flashes a brilliant smile at Blake while saying in a cheerful, dismissing tone "Well, reality hits again. Or actually, you just hit the ground. Whichever. When will you learn, -Edward-, you can't win around me." And true, before he can reply, get up, get another bomb, or get pummeled by the nice barrel guy, she takes off, disappearing a little too quickly. She must live 'round here. Edward Nigma is winded, but manages to struggle to his feet. "Bitch," he snarls, and starts after Sorcha. Slowly. Sorry, Blake - Eddie gets kinda single-minded sometimes. Blake manages to slip on the icy, slimy dock as he makes for Eddie, and goes crashing down facefirst. Owie. This, hoever, does not halt his progress, as he is still sliding directly for the spot where Eddie had been laying--which is of course the spot where he is now *standing*. Edward Nigma is still heading for Sorcha when Blake's coming-in-to-home-base slide takes his feet out from under him for the second time in as many minutes. He lets out a startled yelp and falls - presumeably on top of Blake. Blake lets out a yell as Eddie's center of gravity says hello to his spine. Pinned on his stomach, he reaches around and tries to make a grab for any part of Eddie he can seize and pull him off. Edward Nigma rolls off Blake, struggling to get his feet under him again. He strikes out with fists and feet for any part of the other man he can hit, close to losing it completely now. Edward Nigma is in the process of ducking. The elbow catches him on the temple and he is knocked sideways, catching himself on one hand and yelping as something-or-other gives. Blake lunges at Eddie then, not having much leverage being on his knees but doing the best he can to get on top of the guy and knock him all the way down. Edward Nigma isn't good at this whole fighting thing. Blake knocks him onto his back, and he goes - well, insane. He grabs at Blake and makes a spirited attempt to claw his eyes out. THIS is what happens when you have a really bad day. Blake drives his left fist (which sports a big metal ring on the middle finger btw) at Eddie's jaw, squeezing his eyes shut and trying to keep Eddie down with his knees and legs. Edward Nigma isn't trying to avoid anything at this point. Blake's punch hits him dead on, and he's knocked cold, his head bouncing off the ground in a very satisfactory way. Blake hoevers over Eddie, tense, waiting for more, but there doesn't seem to be any fight in the guy. So he gets up and takes a step back. "Guessch you were right about the lab coat," he mutters, to noone really. "I schouldn't have asschumed you had *any* schensche. And I'm not calling you "doctor" or anything, either." He glances around to see if any cops or whatever are coming but noone seems to want to involve themselves. "You really can keep that barrel," he adds, then starts the walk for home.